Capitol Heights is a sprawling area where drug dealing and gun violence takes place nightly in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Criminals frequently commit armed carjackings and robberies in Capitol Heights, Maryland. Capitol Heights Crew is the primary gang in Capitol Heights. Gun battles frequently take place in Capitol Heights between the police and thugs. In September 2013, the Capitol Heights Metro Stop was determined to be the most violent metro station in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Large fights involving urban youth are common in Capitol Heights when school lets out and in the evening time. Capitol Heights is so violent that kids are shot walking to school. Nobody is safe in Capitol Heights. On the corner of Larchmont Ave and Emo Ave, someone wrote "Kill Whitey" on the side of the building. Capitol Heights is so corrupt, that the Hillside Firehouse located on Larchmont Ave was closed.
The homies in Capitol Heights got the choppa ready for tonight. They gonna do battle with the boyz from DC.
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Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Ty: Loser.
Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.
Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Ty: Loser.
Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.
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figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.
I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!
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My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
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Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.
Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.
Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.
Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.
Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:
CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?
St. Peter's kid: What about it?
CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.
CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.
St. Peter's kid: WTF...
CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?
St. Peter's kid: What about it?
CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.
CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.
St. Peter's kid: WTF...
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