The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005

Male Offspring of a Female Canine

A polite way to say Son of A Bitch

He's a male offspring of a female canine.

by BEKBEK January 17, 2009

caniption

A sad misspelling of those who attempt to use elaborate language, but miserably fail. The correct spelling for the English term is 'conniption', which is defined as a fit of rage, hysteria, panic or alarm.

When she found out her purse had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption...

by I'mNotUsingMyRealName January 17, 2011

Canipits

When your Body Odor has the unmistakable aroma of weed, specifically around the underarms.

-Woa dude, you been smokin' the reefer, you stank of weed.

-Nah man, thats my BO. I got canipits.

-Gross bro, take a shower.

by chipsdubbo December 20, 2009

Canine Facebook

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.

My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days

by heynow_1 February 23, 2010

Canine Crotch

a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.

Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.

by Bisland March 26, 2010

caniece

She is usually a beautiful brunette, maybe with curly hair, and those beautiful brown eyes that you love. she is very flirtatious, but can get annoying at times, can be bitchy, gets obsessed easily, and boys dont typically go for her because she is very hypocrytical. she enjoys youtube, is a daddys little girl and loves to act older than she is.

caniece flirty

by Th3OnEWhOloVesYou November 13, 2013