Cantusion

The bruise you get under your fingernail from opening several beer cans.

Jon drank so many cans of beer last night, he got a cantusion on his right index finger.

by Dan Summers March 1, 2008

canus

The section of flesh between the cunt and the anus
See also banus

My cock missed re-entry and rammed into her canus

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004

candystore

A bar or pub with an uncommon amount of underage girls who most likely acquired access by. 1. Using fake identification. 2. Performing fellacio on the bouncer, or 3. Giving the owner a rimmer.

This new bar is a total candystore, that girl can't be a day over fourteen; look at the cheesy grin on the bouncer, and who's that really old dude with all the girls around him? This place is creepy.

by cockninja July 14, 2006

Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)

For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!

by Candis22443 September 28, 2018

Cangus

When one overindulges in salty, fatty and or fried food and alcoholic beverages, and subsequently contract cankles ,pig feet and swelling of the anus. If you are a lady boob sweat may occur as well including and not limited to abdominal distention, malodorous lady parts. If you are a gentleman, ball sweat may occur as well including and not limited to abdominal distention , malodorous nut sac.

After a week long bus tour of Europe with all meals included and stopping for snacks , Ma developed the cangus. I've got a wee bit of the cangus.

by Other Mama March 14, 2019

Canus

Pronounced kay-nuhs. It is the area between the cunt and the anus.

Her juice drained from her cunt toward her anus, via her canus! Yummmmy.

by tdaddy916yadadaibooboo October 5, 2009

Caedus

A lad of epic proportions. He NU's on Netbattle so he can use his cherished Sudowoodos and Aipoms. He will frequently challenge OU players such as Haxon or GGfan with his NU team, and mock them if he defeats one of their Pokemon.

Caedus frequently lurks and/or trolls on nub RP boards, such as Shinobi Chronicles and Organization XIV.

Caedus: ggfan, battalar. nao.
Haxon: xd go caedus
GGFan: WANG COMPUTERS
Caedus and GGfan are now battling.
GGFan has beaten Caedus.
Caedus: lolololol I killed your pokemon you suck go kill yourself
Haxon: xd
Rixban: xd

by Missingno February 24, 2008