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Canteloupe 

A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot
Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer
Canteloupe by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016

cantaloupe 

orange, c-shaped fruit.
Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.
cantaloupe by Meimay February 23, 2008

Cantaloupe 

A made up word for a rockmelon. However, some Victorians and Western Australians may try to convince you otherwise. They should be ridiculed for their stupidity and shunned from society.
Person 1: Man i love cantaloupe!
Person 2: WTF is cantaloupe!? its called a rockmelon retard!
Cantaloupe by Instigator101 March 11, 2009

Cantaloupe 

That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them
Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"
Cantaloupe by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

cantaloupe 

Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.
Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.

Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!
cantaloupe by ChrisSee October 16, 2008

Cuntaloupe 

Someone who is a "rude ass" and smells like a dirty cunt and rotten cantaloupe. Cuntaloupes tend to like rotten fruit and their breathes smell like dirty vagina.
"Hey what's up man?"
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."
Cuntaloupe by Oranjuhlo March 13, 2015