Calmish

when u are amish and calm at the same time which creates an all powerful, power move.

yo is ur girl calmish, she better be lad

by dobby ryan rodriguez August 12, 2020

Callosity

Hardening of the skin caused by rubbing and friction.<br>
Either a callus on the body.
Or hardening of things caused by horniness>

Eww, the callus on his hands made me lose my callosity

by CoryCallosity January 8, 2009

caloss

A name given to one who is a freindly figure, possibley dervied from caloss2 the player in AO who always has time for everyone.

"thank you your very caloss for giving me that"

by annon August 15, 2003

Calamosa

A word a dumb blonde will exclaim in moments of excitement.

Blonde 1: "OMG, Britt, look at that dress..."
Blonde 2: "OMG..."
pause
Both together: "CALAMOSAAAA!!!!!!!!"

by mhia29176 November 9, 2010

Catmosphere

The general vibe that one picks up depending on the population and activity of felines in the area.

"I'm lovin' the catmosphere around here."
"Hey, dude. You pickin' up on all this catmosphere?"

by BootsClarke June 13, 2016

Catmosphere

The smell of cat in a residence. Varies from barely detectable (1 cat) to retch inducing (10 plus). In extreme cases the catmosphere can penetrate clothing leaving the lingering odour of sadness.

Have you ever seen Catwoman? No, but I've smelled her catmosphere, and I had the flu at the time!

by Cheesemonger November 27, 2016

Calostomating

Calostomating, is an act set outside of the sexual boundaries. It calls for two people, one of which bowels fueled and ready to go. The other one courageously outfitted for the task. The first individual lays down ready to meet his/her make me. The other individual with festering colon contents ready to majestically also elegantly shower individual A with the thunder down under. Once in place individual B hovers rectum roughly 3-5 inches away from individual A’s eye socket. In order for this process to be performed to the highest of abilities, let shit fester for 3 or more days and also built up with great pressure.

Tired of the of the same sex positions? Need something new and exciting? Every wonder what’s it’s like to projectile shart directly in someone’s cornea? Well look no further with calostomating

by Wacka flockin April 21, 2018