Seville Calculator

This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)

celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans

oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,

they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team

celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto

celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville

"we took 50 million tae suvvil" Seville Calculator

by hatchet__ July 2, 2006

San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.

Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.

by schaferhor September 1, 2009

asian calculator

Any Asian who is good at math.

Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.

by Sue Kmai Wang January 14, 2006

Calculator Boy

A kid who plays with his calculator all day.He would show off his calculator then diss you cause his is better then yours.

"Look at them Calculator Boys over there"
"I wish I had a Calculator like them Calculator Boys"

by Richard Kenobi July 26, 2005

calculation

a mathematical determination of the amount or number of something.

"finding ways of saving money involves complicated calculations"

by easy-to-understand-accurate August 25, 2020

Calculator Cum

When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons

Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum

by HentaiEnthusiast March 6, 2023

Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.

Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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by Carbonicci April 26, 2014