calorie

the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.

salad = little calories = rabbit food
ice cream (entire tub) = many many calories = oh so good

by Quimsey May 6, 2006

calorie

A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.

Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!

by HitlerSucks December 31, 2015

Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.

I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013

clariette

a beautiful, intelligent, hard-working, Chinese/Vietnamese girl who has a big heart. Her smile will make you UWU really freaking hard. she has some rbf, ngl but it really do be like that sometimes. she can like Get It. she can Get It All. she's super soft and her brown eyes will make you uwuwuwu. she's super playful, her favorite game is the pretending game. :) what a kween <3

Clariette scared me at first , but she's so sweet.

Yeah Clariette is so cute, she makes me UWU.

by ieat@$$ March 3, 2019

calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote

I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma

by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011

canaries

a type of diamond, usually worn by a rapper, or thug with a flowing amount of money. A sign of prosperity.

rockiin tha canaries on mah wrist!

by Ify N. August 30, 2005

calorieblast

a blast of calories. Can be used in a form of ultimate calorieblast i.e A) a large assumption of calories or B) a work-out where you blast a lot of calories
c) In times of extreme calorie blasting, you can preface the word with the sound "nnngghhhhh" indicating a stronger, harsher calorie blast

a) "That carrot cake is a CALORIEBLAST"
b) Running 5 miles is a CALORIEBLAST
c) nnnggghhhhhhhhCALORIEBLAAAAAAAAAAAST

by JJelly BBean February 5, 2009