caffeine

A wonderful stimulant and vitamin that is an essential part of everyday life for those who would like to avoid sleep, or just be generally more productive. Diety, ritual, and drug rolled into one.
Caffeine.

Bawls, coffee, jolt, some teas, jolt gum, mountain dew, diet coke, amp, red bull, etc.
ThinkGeek.com sells a lot of alternative sources, but then again, 7-11 does too.

by CaffeineHead January 19, 2005

caffeine drip

the constant need to have caffeine in your system; life becomes (more) difficult to deal with. caffeine is your best friend.

"man I'm so tired, hook me up with an IV caffeine drip."

by gwhizross May 26, 2008

Caffeine Major

(n): a college major, the pursuit of which requires copious amounts of work and lack of sleep.

Architecture, Mechanical Engineering, Computer Science are examples of caffeine majors.

by orient666 May 17, 2010

Caffeine Purgatory

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.

1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"

by stef22 June 4, 2013

caffiending

the absolute need for caffeine intake. normally occurs in the morning before anything deemed productive can take place.

Khump: "i can't concentrate right now, i'm totally caffiending"

BLaz: "get out of my office and go to the starbucks across the street"

by Khump January 5, 2011

Caffiend

1 - A person hopelessly addicted to caffeine

2 - A person who has consumed caffeine to the point of becoming non-functional

1 - "Dude, it's 10am and that's like your fifth cup of coffee!" "I know, I'm a caffiend and cannot function without it."

2 - "Dude! Did you see Rhonda? She talking 93 mph and started dancing in her cube!" "Yeah... She's a caffiend today."

by Mighty Wombat September 13, 2013

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014