callection

One or more cassette tapes and/or filled-memory digital answering machines with recorded phone-communications wif family and/or friends.

Most of my callection is conversations wif fellow humans whom I'd rung up to wish them a happy birthday.

by QuacksO March 7, 2023

cerectional facility

A slammer where they send perpetually-horny dudes who display frequent "obvious" arousals between their legs.

To avoid being sent to a cerectional facility, I wear an abdominal cup whenever I have to venture out in public where I'm likely to see voluptuous scantily-clad women; this way, da entire front of my pants bulges out in a huge rounded protrusion while my dick can invisibly rise and fall freely inside da cup's hollow interior, and so it appears to observers like I am merely afflicted with bloated intestines.

by QuacksO July 2, 2023

Confectionately

A professional pastry chef or baker's closing salutation for a letter, email, or text

Confectionately Yours,
Chef Tosi

by Confectionate Chef September 9, 2023

Cafetation

The process of having coffee and invoking a spell at the same time.

To invoke the coffee gods for charms, help, spells, wishes.

In the morning it's best to begin your day with Cafetation. Invoke the Gods with cafetation so the day will be set with intention.

by PeachesKeefer January 28, 2024

Cairection

Same meaning as erection but it is targeted towards cosplayers.

"I am having a Cairection at the cosplay event."

by MashedPatatas June 10, 2024