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Cantonese

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.
Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.
by Ezechiel August 16, 2006
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Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004
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caston

Caston is an incredibly sweet guy. He always knows how to make someone laugh when they need it. He will go out of his way to help someone in need. People will always catch him singing to himself but he doesn't care. If you know a Caston, don't let him go. He's special in every way.
He's as sweet as Caston.

Caston is a keeper. ;)
by cashtonsirwin December 20, 2016
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Canton

Chicano slang for a house in the barrio ese.

Chicano slang para casa o apartamento en el barrio ese.
Ay te wacho en mi canton al rato ese.

Anoche se escucharon puros cuetazos afuera de mi canton ese.

Guarda la merca en tu canton ese.
by elFantasmaEncabronado June 12, 2009
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Calton

a male that chooses not to conform, fit in, or act like others.He detest both his imperfections and his humanity, and feels that humanity has lost sight of god and what he did. That humanity has grown disgusting in it's existence.

to be very artistic, respectful of the arts, and when determined won't let anybody stop him and does the best of all in his individuality
Wow he is the calton of the class
by AJ street June 3, 2009
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cantonseese

A degenerate that is from the Cantonese region of China. Catonseese people are usually viewed as inferior to Mandarin people because there are usually less of them.

they are inferior though.
omg aurelia should get tf out of here because she's cantonseese
by purple guy 123 March 31, 2019
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Caston

All the girls fall for him by his handsome, and baby face.
Omg!, that’s caston
by Ppa cas December 1, 2021
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