callin' Earl

Throwing up after a long night of drinking.

Becky had a little too much to drink tonight. She's in the back callin' Earl.

by G*Unit June 26, 2006

Calling in drunk

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays

We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.

by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013

cavellings

A word used in Thomas Pains's paper "Common Sense" that does not have a definition and it completely fucks with you on purpose

Bob: "Hey bill i was reading "Common Sense" and this word cavellings popped up, do you know what it means?"
Bill: "No fucking idea, it's probably used to confuse the shit out of you."

by Lucas Skyweller October 9, 2015

HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥

Often used with ‼️‼️🔥🔥 It means the statement is either incredibly dumb or incredibly smart. its opposite is “HARVARD JUST HUNG UP🔥🔥” It uses Harvard as a reference because its known to be extremely hard to get into.

Person 1 : “Why dont we just make people live where the food is to solve world hunger?”
Person 2 : “ HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥”

by Omi-Omi💪💪 January 31, 2023

calling out

Verb: The strongest way to issue a challenge towards a person.

-synonym: throwing down the gauntlet.

ex1: I am calling out the neighbor because he slept with my wife.
ex2: Steve knows you slept with his wife, hes calling out both of you.

by andrewcovetsall March 6, 2017

pot calling the kettle black

This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*

someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!

by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004

calling cobbs

Calling cobbs means if you see someone with a food or drink you like if you say "COBBS!" They either have to give you the whole thing or a bite. If they fail to do this you get to slap them in the face 1 time. To avoid getting cobbs called on you you have to say "No cobbs as soon as you get your food.

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
James: COBBS!
Brandon has to give the whole thing or a piece of the snickers bar to James

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
Brandon says No Cobbs!

Calling cobbs can not be done now

by Theladykilla9825 July 31, 2016