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Mysterious, evil but huggable ninja assasin who loves to eat Hot Cheetos and babies. Someday, she will be raving in downtown Tokyo with her Panda back-up Panda EMIRI (emiri doesnt get the whole joke on PEN-ISLAND, spell it!) Anyhow, back to what I was saying about Caetlin, if you mess with her at all, you will eventually will be raped by her little group like Joe and Ken. Shall be kidnapped and stuffed in various closets. Cat will take responsibility fo sho.
OH CAETLIN, STOP EATING BABIES!
I'm a caetlin, fo sho.
Caetlin by We will miss you! January 14, 2008
Words you can keep
A Caetlin is Monarch and is pure of heart. You should become familiar with the name as a Caetlin will most certainly rule over you one day (whether in the form of Queen, Emperor or Overlord).
All Hail Our Mighty Queen Caetlin!
Caetlin by TherealOptomisticprime October 21, 2019
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Cattling 

The act of picking up cattle, aka fat, obese chicks. Usually done by men, when they are drunk, lonely, and need to get laid.
Yo dawg, I am so drunk, I am goin cattling
Cattling by Ilovecattles September 5, 2016
Irish name for pure which definitely true. Caitlin’s are the most innocent, most pure beings and just so kind. They are so beautiful and adorable and very intelligent, especially when it comes to reading people. Caitlin’s are very observant and like to keep to themselves unless they like you. They are really creative and would love to have a job in the arts(music, acting, or even a YouTube channel). They are loving and protective of they’re friends and loved ones and will do anything for them. Be careful if you make them mad because they can rages can be lethal (but they always feel bad afterwards cause they would never want to intentionally hurt someone). They are usually quite shy at first but once you get to know them they really open up to you. They will try to hide most of their feelings but just give them a little push or a hug and they’ll truely open their heart. They are the strongest girls ever, not just physically but mentally also. They tend to be very empathetic and can put themselves into another’s position easily. They also tend to push away others in fear that they would be left alone. Make sure you make them feel loved and reassure them that they are okay. They usually take longer to fall in love but when they do, that person is very must be very special and oh so lucky. If you are friends with a Caitlin, make sure to keep them close and give them lots of hugs even when they say they don’t need it. They are truely the best friends/girlfriends you could ask for
Person1: hey. You know that girl? The shy one?
Person2: no not really. She seems really nice though. She must be a Caitlin.
Caitlin by Jackyh April 21, 2019
Caitlin is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. Even if she’s having a hard day, she’ll always make sure that your priorities come first. She’s strong and beautiful and loves to make others laugh. She’ll support you no matter what decision you make. She’s sweet and caring and no matter what, she’ll always be by your side. If you meet a Caitlin, keep her in your life. It’ll be worth it.
Dear Caitlin,

You are so sweet and kind. I have no idea what I’d do without you. You make my day whenever I see you smile. You make an amazing friend.
An amazing purple dinosaur.
Wow thats caitlin, shes a purple dinosaur
Caitlin by Caitobean May 22, 2017
The most amazing human being you'll ever meet

Sweet, innocent, adorable, perfect, all words like these describe Caitlin, she's just amazing nothing else to say.....she's perfect and she gets blamed for to many things she dosnt do.
"The stock market crashed"
"CAITLIN!!!!!!"
I love you Caitlin
Caitlin by Mouse👍 May 29, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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