Bates Motel

Any Motel you die in.

"I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."

"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"

"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.

by berkboy August 26, 2012

norman bates

A psycho. Someone with obsessive behavior or scary eyes

"That fucker's scaring me"
"Who"
"Norman bates over there"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016

byte shaman

A computer geek whose programming skills are far beyond ordinary; almost magical in a way.

Person 1: I have a virus on my computer that I can't get to go away.

Person 2: I'd take it to Dwight. He's a byte shaman when it comes to viruses.

by hurdlemaster13 January 27, 2010

innocent bytexter

Person who unwillingly is included on a group text that blows up.

Last night I was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that I had no interest in. I hate being an innocent bytexter. Next time I hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

Gill Bates

The loss and beader of the Sicromoft company.

That Gill Bates is one bich rasterd.

by Midnight Walker October 12, 2004

Beddy-byes

A cute way of saying 'Bed' when you are with company that you feel rude leaving but know you well and have been with for hours.

I'm off to beddy-byes. (E.g. After watching numerous films with flatmates)

by sweetiecandykim December 9, 2008