Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.

Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

bypass

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

alabama triple bypass

the process were a male ejaculates in a females mouth, and then she spits it out into her friends mouth, and they spit it back and forth into each others mouth. (3 times)

last night i had a threesome with my girlfriend and her friend, i came in her mouth and they proceeded to do the alabama triple bypass

by lancesteel December 2, 2010

censor bypassing

Used to bypass the automatic censoring devices that some forums, image boards, and online games use. These devices usually automatically convert any swear or derogatory word in a post into asterisks or dashes.

It can be a little bit annoying since you often have no idea what the poster was trying to say because all you see are asterisks that sometimes dont even match the number of letters in the word. It also makes reading some posts a hassle.

Methods of censor bypassing include replacing letters with numbers, removing a letter, replacing one letter with an asterisk so people have an idea of what you were going to say, and using slangs such as "effing".

Censor bypassing the word "fuck":

F4ck
Fck
F*ck
Eff
F--k

by The guy down the street September 10, 2013

bypass the mainframe

bypass the mainframe is when you manage to get through an obstacle in an unusual way

hey the door is locked try and bypass the mainframe and go through the window

by Virtualfungus January 16, 2020

fire bypass

A male's insecurities about their sexuality, possibly towards a turtle maybe towards a freshmen?

Nick loves his fire bypass, it shows him meaning outside of the world.

by jared mathews January 6, 2009

Boner Bypass

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.

James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.

by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014