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Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.
*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”
Buzzer Beater by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022

Buzzer Beater Dick 

When you have sex with your girl and she starts her Pright after.
"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!

Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...
Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

The buzzer 

Makes worth less posts all day long at work.
Dude don't click on the thread, its the buzzer.
The buzzer by nogoodman10555 November 6, 2009

Joy Buzzer 

The vibrating sensation you get when the person you are sodomizing farts across your penis.
"Putting up with the smell was well worth it to get to experience that wonderful Joy Buzzer across my dong!"
Joy Buzzer by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

mother buzzer 

Swearword or insult for a wasp.
(When a wasp bothers you while you're having dinner in your garden:)
"Fuck off, mother buzzer!"
mother buzzer by ChoclitBunny November 26, 2013