buttpumperstein

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.

Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019

buttmasked

When inconvenient truths are hidden or masked out, usually in the form of engineered video glitches, some kind of signal loss, interuptions or misdirection. All usually taking place at key moments.

The video feed was BUTTMASKED but I still managed to gain most of the information.
They fact of it being BUTTMASKED just shows where the producer's allegencies lie.

by Yogi Baird July 17, 2020

buttmonkey

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

Buttmark

The soft folds of toilet paper that you place in between your buttcheeks as you stand up to give a courtesy flush so the cold water doesn't splash your sensitive baby soft skin.

After AV was done blowing the smelly pootinkies out of his garehole, he needed to give a courtesy flush so he placed a buttmark between his cheeks and flushed. His butt didn't get wet or dirty and the bathroom was no longer smelly, everybody wins, except your mom!!

by Jordy the Jerk May 1, 2011

Butturd

A turd that is cleverly concealed under the butter in the fridge through having melted the butter onto the turd. A Butturd is usually concocted as a revenge scheme.

Term coined by: brict

1. "He microwaved the butter. Then poured the melted butter into a bowl. Then shat in the butter carton. Then poured in the melted butter, and let the butturd set in the fridge. Then left." - zalifer

2. "I can't believe it's not butter" -- HOLY SHIT! IT'S A BUTTURD!

by Omarei August 20, 2011

Buttussy

A rotten stinch that smells like a combo of ass and pussy

yo, them fitting rooms in burlington coat factory smell like buttussy!!

by Jash198111 August 12, 2009

buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 13, 2003