Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.
Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
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The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.
The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.
The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.
The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.
Matt, shut up you buttfucker.
Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.
Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.
by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009
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You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.
Uncomfortable... sometimes
Can also mean loser.
You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.
Uncomfortable... sometimes
Can also mean loser.
Rick waited inside the the Mexican restaurant's bathroom's toilet for a victim to buttsuck. Rick is a buttsucker.
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