buttkiss

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.

Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.

by unccary June 17, 2008

ButtKisser

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town

John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)

by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004

buttocks clenched

When one does the clenching of the buttocks. In embarassment or fear.

Agatha's buttocks clenched.

by ButtockB February 26, 2017

Buttrookie Royale

To win a game of fortnite with your best friend(s) and then nut on your wall

LETS GOOO WE GOT A Buttrookie Royale

OHH YEEEAAAAAH you like that mr wall

by Siegisfeening February 12, 2022

Buttkiss

The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved

I want to buttkiss Meg Turney so bad.

A buttkiss is like 4th base bro.

by Fatnaps July 7, 2023

ghost buttocks

When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat

I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.

by Savagesaville69 April 19, 2017

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023