by PhoenixGamer34 May 20, 2022
Get the Butthurtmug. Butthurticitis (but-her-tih-si-tis), a life-ending pandemic targeting the central nervous system. Most commonly found amongst Armenians, but can also be found within Kurds, Assyrians, Greeks, Bulgarians, amongst others. It is a two stage disease that is spread through coming into conflict with Turks.
In the initial stage, or most commonly called "the conflict phase", the patient experiences violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, shock, confusion, possibly loss of consciousness, and likely to ultimately result in death.
In the second stage, often called "genocide recognition phase", the survivors are left with an incurable case of Butthurticitis. The severity of the contamination may vary from case to case. The time period between contracting the disease and the start of symptoms is usually between one month to several years. The patient feels Turcophobia, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, anti-social tendencies, paranoia, terror, and hallucinations progressing to delirium. Patients tend to believe that another conflict with Turks may alleviate the symptoms resulting from the initial conflict. Patients hallucinate "genocide" where none existed, and seek to sow discord between Turks and the uninfected populace which may lead to more cases of Butthurticitis.
In the initial stage, or most commonly called "the conflict phase", the patient experiences violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, shock, confusion, possibly loss of consciousness, and likely to ultimately result in death.
In the second stage, often called "genocide recognition phase", the survivors are left with an incurable case of Butthurticitis. The severity of the contamination may vary from case to case. The time period between contracting the disease and the start of symptoms is usually between one month to several years. The patient feels Turcophobia, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, anti-social tendencies, paranoia, terror, and hallucinations progressing to delirium. Patients tend to believe that another conflict with Turks may alleviate the symptoms resulting from the initial conflict. Patients hallucinate "genocide" where none existed, and seek to sow discord between Turks and the uninfected populace which may lead to more cases of Butthurticitis.
Johnny: Tigran was protesting in front of the Turkish embassy.
George: Yeah I know, he has a severe case of butthurticitis.
George: Yeah I know, he has a severe case of butthurticitis.
by doctor_em_ef_er April 30, 2015
Get the butthurticitismug. Anthony and Austin are playing a game and Anthony beats Austin. Austin then gets angry and leaves the party because he is butthurt
by ChefPeePee December 15, 2017
Get the ButtHurtmug. by jude-e December 4, 2001
Get the ButtHurtmug. A. When a person gets overly offended for a non mean-spirited joke.
B. The state of being offended because of a joke your friend made and not talking to him or her because of said joke.
B. The state of being offended because of a joke your friend made and not talking to him or her because of said joke.
Ryan and Lucas are working on a table, Lucas asks Ryan to do a simple task yet Ryan is incapable of doing it well, when Lucas tries to help Ryan and tells him that he is doing a poor job, Ryan gets butthurt and goes inside Lucas' house to sit on the couch by himself and fume.
by Lucas Ignore February 23, 2011
Get the Butthurtmug. A person who may be a whiny little bitch, sad, upset, or pissed off about an event or something that occured.
by Butthurt March 5, 2009
Get the Butthurtmug. The definition of someone who is really pissed and or annoyed about something as if they just got fucked in the butt. REAL HARD
" Alexis was butthurt when the patriots lost the super bowl to the GIANTS twice!"
" Dimitri swallowed a toy bee and was butthurt that he couldn't shit for days" figuratively and literally
" Dimitri swallowed a toy bee and was butthurt that he couldn't shit for days" figuratively and literally
by Beavis and butthurt May 12, 2012
Get the Butthurtmug.