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Butters, Butterz 

Slang, means ugly or fat or both.
1. Look at those butt-cheeks, well "butters"!
2. No Jason, I aint coming on the webcam today, I look well "butters" compared to the picture I sent you.
Butters, Butterz by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003

butterhealth 

(noun)

a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished
"Remember that hot chick I brought home from the bar last week?"

"Yeah, you hit that?"

"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."

"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"
butterhealth by nyaaron January 29, 2010

butterkeks

A result of using too much lubrication, and the uncomfortable feeling in your trousers afterwards, often used in homosexual circles.
Tarquin: 'Quentin is walking a little strange, do you think he's hurt himself?'
Kanye: 'No, he's got butterkeks, he used an incredible amount of lube taking that enormous sausage up his ring piece this morning, and didn't have time to douche'.
butterkeks by G4S80 July 22, 2015

Buttered Bread 

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)
Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!
Buttered Bread by grimesenberg December 22, 2015
This means 'ugly' when used to describe a person. I think it comes from 'butterface', as in 'nice body, but her face...'
"She is well butters"
butters by AJ November 5, 2004
A sweet little boy from South Park. Hes so stupid and cute and dont ya just wanna hug him?
"Well thats ok. Id rather be a crying pussy than a faggy goth."
butters by SpookyOne August 23, 2004