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Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich

When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.
by Hass July 19, 2005
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
by thejakebush May 29, 2008
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peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
by riley peterson May 26, 2008
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penis butter and jelly sandwich

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!
by bobbyjoehanson December 24, 2008
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peanut butter and jelly sandwich

apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex
by eaknasty February 21, 2009
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!
by Do Rick nasty September 27, 2014
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peanut butter and jelly sandwich

US delicacy believed to be the origin of the weight problem in American today.
Mom did you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go with my burger king fries for my mid afternoon snack.
by British person September 19, 2003
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