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South Hampton Butterfinger 

1. noun: a three part sexual act between a man and woman that begins with anal sex. After anal penetration the man then enters his bleeding female partner vaginally. The final act happens when the man pulls out and while receiving a blow job from his significant other then ejaculates in her face.
After shopping at the Home Depot last weekend, Katie and I saw a romantic comedy at a local theater and although we had no snacks while watching the movie, when we returned home I gave her a South Hampton Butterfinger.
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Butterfingers

When you're stalking on the gram and you accidentally like a pic
Nicki: "Oh shit! My damn butterfingers accidentally liked my baby daddy's ex gf's mom's sister's pic!
Butterfingers by 26dontcare June 2, 2015

buttering the duck 

An old school saying, stating workin hard.
I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.
buttering the duck by JJ Jason February 9, 2008

Butterfingers

When you try to catch something and it slips out of your hands.
"You have butterfingers bro! You can't even catch a basketball!"
Butterfingers by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018

Wadena Butterfinger

Buttering 4 of your fingers up her #1 and #2 holes while getting BJ. When ready to blow, shove fingers under her nose and say something salient to Minnesota.

Ex: "This ain't Minneapolis sweetie" Or, "Did you know Harmon Killabrew liked bj's too?"
I met this chick from Minneapolis at the NiteOwl, she was talking shit all night. I had to give her the tourist treatment

Did mean the "Wadena Butterfinger" ?

Yep.

Maple Buttering 

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.
Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.
Maple Buttering by canuck1991 August 29, 2016

legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.
Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered
legally butterfingered by Pea Jay November 17, 2016