Urban Bushcraft

Urban Bushcraft. The description of the art of survival tactics in the Urban Enviroment. Simillar to survival tactics in the wilderness or in nature.

Examples of Urban Bushcraft being- Piercing the yolk of an egg with a needle, matchstick e.t.c before microwaving it to ensure it dosent explode during cooking. Stuffing crumpled Newspaper under your clothes if you are forced to sleep without shelter and turning a Pringles Tube into a rudimentary pipe in the absence of cigerrette rolling papers.

by Ricky Finn November 5, 2009

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buttcracker

A person who is very proficient in the art of the deadly fart, it may be silent, it may be noisy, but one always knows for a fact that it will be stinky, it will clear the room, and sicken the occupants with it's ghastly odor, this term was coined by the fact that some of these odoious folk have actually cracked the skin around the butthole by releasing their poisonous gas.

OMG!That Buttcracker left an odor so bad we had to air out the place for three days!!!!!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

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Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.

At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!

by Stadium seller April 15, 2009

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