burberry

A new way to stop pollution!! Put it on the ol' fire and feel the warmth flow through you as the crappy pattern fades away and is left as ashes.
Side effects - May cause you to piss yourself as you are about to put it on the fire for excitment of burning such a hated brand.

Stop Pollution - Burn Burberry!!!

by jayne January 8, 2005

burberry

worn by fashion victims and townies alike it's a beige tartan with white, black and red stripes...ususally worn also by small dogs that have no choice but to wear it.

"do you like my burberry cap, bag and shoes?"
PUNCH.

by NatE March 29, 2004

Fake Burberry

A once upper-market brand of clothing that has now become the symbol of chav. Chavs cannot afford the real, designer brand and so buy cheap, poor imitations from corner shops "daan-taan", thus destroying the brands good name. The trademark Burberry tan check is now more associated with chavs than rich people.

"Chavs can only afford Fake Burberry"

by ThirdEnigma June 11, 2006

Burberry Boy

A Burberry Boy is similair to a chav but older and more interested in beating people up outside football grounds. They can be recognised by their burberry baseball caps and other items of burberry clothing (usually fake) because "it's calssy, innit". Burberry boys usually come from really rubbish towns like Scunthorpe or Grimsby and follow their local football team around the country bringing shame on themselves and the real fans. They have little of no interest in football but are more interested in when it's going to "go off" (ie a fight starts). Amazingly some of these low lives have wives and kids, aswell as respectable jobs! This doesn't stop them from being scum though. A Burberry Boy's idea of a good night out is downing 15 pints and then "aving a bird".

Burberry Boys are scum!

by Francis Green July 19, 2004

Burberry brainwash

This is when a liking for Burberry brainwashes your mind, transforming you from a normal person into someone who wears a burberry baseball hat and thinks it is the height of cool (they are sadly mistaken).

nurse 'oh dear another case of brainwashing doctor'

doctor 'extract the Burberry hat and send him to the asylum'

by ping pong February 25, 2004

burberry

Staple Chav uniform. No self-respecting, thieving-pikey would leave their council flat without at least an imitation cap.

Rob: Mate, fancy comin' up town tonight to get smacked up on some over-cut charlie?
Matt: Nah mate, nothin' I'd like more than a kebab, pint and a fight but my muv's shrunk my Burberry polo-shirt and you know me...I won't be seen in my nicked motor without it!

by Yvus November 17, 2006

burberry

As worn by the residents of a small coastal town near Fawley! The epicentre of the 'Burberry Massive' "Tartan for Gipo's"

"Hey Dude, like your cap is it Bur-berry? ya know tartan for tossers?"

by Steve Fisher December 7, 2003