Bumgardner

Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.

Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.

by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009

bumgasm

to have an orgasm 'up the arse'.

my dad gives better bumgasms than your dad does

by chad May 13, 2005

bumgiggle

A very bad situation or event that was totally out of your control but nonetheless affected you.

Xerxes says:

"Oh man I was just working on this sweet paper for Intro to Sociology and the bloody power went out. I lost every ruddy bit of it."

Caitlin says:

"That's totally bumgiggle, I sympathize fully with you."

by Ernest Montgomery Egburt December 15, 2008

bumgay

1. Really, really rubbish.
2. Name of an African tribal leader, who sells yams.

1. "Dude, that is total bumgay."
2. "Bumgay sells only premium yams."

by Drakien March 6, 2003

Bumgerm

Used to describe a person who is unpleasant, abhorrent, obnoxious, or just not doing what you want them to. First used by Eric the 'Alfwit, of Lobotomy Racing, to describe Bernie Blackman, and other such jerks. Can be used lightly, (1), if a friend is being gross, or more seriously, (2), if someone is causing shivers-down-the-spine, gagging disgust. Can also be used on someone who is causing annoyance or aggravation of any kind, but no discomfort (3).

1) Girl one: TEACHERS NAKDED! HAHA!
Girl two: I am seriously grossed out now, you bumgerm.

2) Perv teacher: *walks up behind (girl) student and places hand on shoulder, attempting to create gape in front of shirt and thus get an eyeful, under the guise of checking that they're working and not writing notes*
Sooo... What are you working on today?
Student: *holds shirt closed with hands*
Modesty, bumgerm.

3) Teacher: I am brilliant. Mozart is brilliant. Elevator music pwns... (continues his self-indulgent rant about the brilliance of things that he likes and the general suckiness of everyone who does not agree with him)
Student: Ugh. Bumgerm much?

by Invisible_Girl_92 December 24, 2008

buzzgasm

A collection of buzzwords put together in a sentence to bring board members to an interest-orgasm, that barely make grammatical sense, yet easily identified as utter bollocks from professionals.

"Super Secret Next Gen APTs are a real threat, and dark blockchain can detect them and stop them in backwards real time, it's able to spot the threats you know, don't know, and the ones that tried to borrow $20 in college." - Steve Ragan's epic buzzgasm.

by sec_junkie April 10, 2019

Bumgrain

A loud bellowing rumble channelled straight from the anal cavity. Equivalent to a 'fart'

"Baby, I'm going to bumgrain"
"Wtf is a bumgrain?"
"Its yno, a migraine but like, in your bum"

by Ilikewodds October 24, 2019