The
child of two gay men, born from dual gay DNA - A Bumgay is the true epitomé of homesexuality. If two Bumgays were ever to spawn a
child, it is written in legend that even Chuck Norris would keep his back to the wall at all times.
The term Bumgay is based on the facts that the subject is;
A) Very, some may say extremely Gay.
B) When a gay man gives birth, the
child is born via rectum.
Famous Bumgays have included the likes of Dale Winton, Graham Norton and Loius Spence.
If you ever
walk alone down a dark alley, feel a
breeze of air on your back then suddenly find you have been raped - you have fallen pray to a Bumgay.
Tarquin: "Dum de dum de dum, walking down a dark alley yea yea such fun"
*Woppaw!*
Tony: "Feel sore? You've been Bumgay'd!"
Tarquin: "Oh no, not my Gumdrop Buttons!"