Bitch Nigga Bullshit 

The type of bullshit caused by a bitch nigga. A guy who says/does something that's retarded, like lying about you or stealing your girl.

Friend 1: Damn bro, Mike said you was fuckin wit Selena.
Friend 2: OH HELL NAW, he must be on that bitch nigga bullshit.

Bitch Nigga Bullshit by Queue Jay March 12, 2013

Total Bullshit

When something is complete crap and screwed up entirely.

Man, that is Total Bullshit!

Total Bullshit by The iRan February 9, 2009

bullshit assignment

An assignment (typically for school) that is given for the sake of having an assignment.

Bullshit assignments relate to the course, but they do not particularly advance your knowledge in said course. Since these assignments are not useful for actually learning, they are bullshit assignments. It is just a bunch of busy work that makes life more frustrating than it already is... Especially since the assignment shouldn't exist in the first place!

Some courses require essentially no homework. The teachers will begin to feel as if they are doing a poor job because of this, and in effect, will create a totally bullshit assignment in order to justify their lack of assignments.

bullshit assignment by themeaning39 March 21, 2011

FIFA bullshit 

When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.

Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.

Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.

Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.

Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!

Lucas throws his controller out the window.

FIFA bullshit by easucks2020 September 2, 2020

Mayor of Bullshit Mountain 

AKA Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. Jon Stewart introduced this concept of Bullshit Mountain in a debate between Stewart and O'Reilly. After introducing that notion, Jon Stewart defined Bill O'Reilly as the Mayor of the Bullshit Mountain.

Guess who's gonna be the Mayor of Bullshit Mountain? Bill O'Reilly!!!

Mayor of Bullshit Mountain by nonenonenonenonenonenonenone March 19, 2014

The bullshit of all bullshits

The worse disgrace.

Such as being passed up for a promotion by a newbie.

Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.

Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!

The bullshit of all bullshits by Shifty Eyeballs October 22, 2014

bureaucratic bullshit

The state of which that procedure becomes more of a hindrance to a cause than the original cause.

Johnny would have won but, because he didn't pay attention to the bureaucratic bullshit and follow the 97 step process, Sarah won instead.

bureaucratic bullshit by ocean123456 April 17, 2016