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Bullfuckery 

When a situation is so unbelievably stupid that phrases such as "Bullshit" or "Horseshit" just don't cut it.
My wife's boyfriend told me my bedtime is an hour later this month because I am grounded, this is bullfuckery!
Bullfuckery by Ball massager February 15, 2023

Matthew bulluck 

I want a Matthew bulluck
Matthew bulluck by DjieId December 8, 2022

Bull Fuck 

When something doesnt go your way

"when there is nothing else to say"

After every negative thing , you say this and it makes it funny
the world is bull fuck

Bull fuck in the ass
Bull Fuck by Ross Lloyd June 9, 2010

Bullfucking 

Friend: That test is today you know.

You: Are you bullfucking me?!?

Friend: No I'm not a bullfucker!!
Bullfucking by Candyman24 March 5, 2011

bullfuckingshit

Beyond bullshit. Used when some random person tells you a relationship ("she wants to be your girlfriend") or hook-up lie.

There are four types of bull:
Bull = dumb / rubbish
Bullcrap = a terrible situation
Bullshit = an absolute lie or threat
Bullfuckingshit* = more than an absolute lie; describes high school romantic rumors and lies

*Politer way to use if under 18: bullfreakingcrap OR bullfreakingshit
One girl told me my crush was single and wants to go out with me and my crush said she already has a boyfriend. That one girl is telling me bullfuckingshit!

bull fuck 

Usually involves an extremely obese woman, a saddle worn backwards and a large didlo. The woman bucks wildly while the man tries to stay on by hanging onto a the dildo poking out of her vagina. There are no winners in this contest.
This poor bastard's body was crushed during a serious bull fuck session nurse. Pull the plug before he sobers up.
bull fuck by doko January 11, 2009