bugfucker

Person with an extremely small dick, see needledick

That needledick bugfucker is hung like a mosquito.

by Helpful April 30, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 9, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.

For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.

by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

bumfucker

an individual who partakes in the activity of the fucking of bums.

Ohh, straight in the ass, I can't believe it fitted!!! ow!

by C boy April 11, 2003

BunFuck

The act of inserting your penis or just the tip into a tightly rolled bun of hair. With or without lube.

Did you see that chick at the store? Boy i would like to bunfuck her.

by Rodyounganderdraytka February 17, 2009

buffucker

A person who masturbates while waiting for an online video to load.

Dude, he has pringle chips in his beard and all he's wearing is a robe that doesn't fit. He's definitely a buffucker.

by Charlie Brown's Cousin January 2, 2010