Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.

Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.

by 240240240 November 12, 2011

bluffering

When waiting for something to finish on the computer but it does not report its progress correctly

The progress bar seemed to be moving fine but it was bluffering

by DiskJunky March 4, 2008

Buffting

the word buffting means beautiful thing buff (beautiful) ting (ting)

that girl is buffting

by xX-indiegirl-Xx May 14, 2010

Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

Buffting

Originates from those who hate townie slang, and in retalliation, use it themselves.
A buffting describes one who is recognisably hot stuff, and subject of Olivia/Jane's affection.
Innit.

"Du bist einen buffting, ja!"
"Du bist einen mingting, nein!"

by Jane Catherine Whitehead December 23, 2004

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 30, 2012

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008