backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015

backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.

Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex

by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016

backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004

Backwoods Keg Party

A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.

Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..

Sam: Did you just say that??

Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-

Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

backwoods

Cheap cigarette made of a rolled tobacco leaf and thats about it. Really bad for your lungs

I'll be in the background burnin them backwoods. --50 Cent

by Stankonia September 18, 2005

Backwoods

When someone has an extremely hairy asshole.

"The guy I was with last night had some thick backwoods

by Killer croc57 June 9, 2018