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brunette

A hair color, common in most areas of the word. The second most common hair color, next to black. It is characterized by higher levels of dark pigment eumelanin and lower levels of the pale pigment phaeomelanin.

Most of the other defintions for "brunette" is full of bullshit. Brown hair isn't any more attractive than blonde hair or redhair, and to judge someone by physical appearance is shallow and idiotic. There are beautiful, elegant blondes (Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron), and beautiful, elegant brunettes (Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta-Jones). And of course there are redheads, which can be equally as stunning.

Oh, and by the way, most of the stupid bimbo blondes you see have either bleached their hair, assuming that guys think it's "cute", or have succumbed to peer pressure and decided, "Well, I guess I'll just act stupid because everyone already thinks that I am."
Idiot: Oh, she's a brunette, she must be really smart, but boring.
Intelligent Person: You dumbass. Hair color has nothing to do with personality or intelligence, you piece of shit.
by laksdfj;lksda November 2, 2007
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brunette

A female with dark hair, who is way more hot, sexy, stunning, ravishing, gorgeous and beautiful than a blonde could ever be. Brunettes stand out and are generally more exotic and individualistic than blondes.
"Matt got off with a hot brunette yesterday!"
"Dude, I know! I'm totally jealous!"
by CandeeCane87 May 17, 2005
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brunette

Boys like blondes, MEN like brunettes.
Brunettes are 'mariage material'.
only 14 years old boys jerk off to blondes.
by ___random___ June 8, 2007
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brunettes

a girl with brown hair. Thats all it means!!!!!! Everyone who thinks brunettes are better or blondes are hotter needs to get a life. I'm brunette, u don't see me going "like Im so much smarter than that skanky blonde ho over there!"
a brunette is a girl that has brown hair.
by huggaboo May 15, 2005
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brunette

The best way to be. Contrary to popular opinion, it is brunettes who have the most fun, not blondes, because we actually understand what's going on around us.
Wow, that girl is HOT man!! Toosh, buxom, looks AND she understands what I'm sayin'!
Yeah, whatcha expect? She's a brunette dude!
by 100%brunette February 13, 2004
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Max Bruner Middle School

BMS is the school where all the little shits go. The school administration is so fucking ass that I wouldn’t be surprised if they would yell at you for wearing different colored socks. When 13 year olds aren’t doing drugs in the bathroom, theres always some shitty fight in the bathrooms instead. The only good part about this school is the writings on the bathroom walls.
Them: “What middle school do you go to?” “Max Bruner Middle School!” Them: “Get the fuck out of my house.”
by igotobrunerlol September 14, 2021
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Bruner

A fat bastard with back tits who drinks all of your soda
Who drank all the fucking soda. I bet it was that cum canyon, twot waffle Bruner.
by Room 440 October 16, 2008
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