Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.
Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.
Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?
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–adjective
1. The darkest form of evil.
2. Pure intensity: brustal music.
3. harsh; ferocious.
Origin:
The only word able to describe such concentrated hell.
—Related forms
brus·tal·ly, adverb
hy·per·brus·tal, adjective
hy·per·brus·tal·ly, adverb
–adjective
1. The darkest form of evil.
2. Pure intensity: brustal music.
3. harsh; ferocious.
Origin:
The only word able to describe such concentrated hell.
—Related forms
brus·tal·ly, adverb
hy·per·brus·tal, adjective
hy·per·brus·tal·ly, adverb
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by mal1234 October 30, 2019
Get the Bruising the Banana mug.Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.
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Get the booze bruise mug.A pairing between two gay ass boys.
One is in denial and dates a whore to forget his gay thoughts.
The other is super gay and cant even hide it.
He’s also depressed.
One is in denial and dates a whore to forget his gay thoughts.
The other is super gay and cant even hide it.
He’s also depressed.
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Get the bristol pistol mug.A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.
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