Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Brustal

Brustal; {Broos-tl}

–adjective

1. The darkest form of evil.

2. Pure intensity: brustal music.

3. harsh; ferocious.

Origin:

The only word able to describe such concentrated hell.

—Related forms

brus·tal·ly, adverb

hy·per·brus·tal, adjective

hy·per·brus·tal·ly, adverb

OMG that was more than brutal... It was brustal!

by X Sentinel June 28, 2010

Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.

He really enjoys bruising the banana.

by mal1234 October 30, 2019

booze bruise

bruises that mysteriously appear after a night of heavy drinking

Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.

by MaggieMegs April 21, 2007

Bruiseshipping

A pairing between two gay ass boys.
One is in denial and dates a whore to forget his gay thoughts.
The other is super gay and cant even hide it.
He’s also depressed.

“I read this mega gay Bruiseshipping fanfiction yesterday”

by Yeahihatemyself February 21, 2019

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

by The Spike February 22, 2007

bruise-cut

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.

<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008