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Billy the bruiser

Billy the bruiser

Aka billy kelly an absolute rebel apart of the latchford lot , known for the absolute crimes that he had committed one devious one was when picked someone’s bike up and launched across the field , hitting a poor innocent old lady on the head and putting her in critical condition, his main lad known as “max don’t pay tax” who has been involved in 12 organised bombing and Vehicular homicide, One famous quote of billy Kelly’s is “TAKE THAT BACK!”
There’s billy the bruiser watch out he might get max the side kick on ussssss watch out
by Ihatebillykelly November 3, 2019
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canal bruiser

Trinidadian slang for a stray dog that has reverted to the wild state, of which there are many in Trindidad and Tobago. A dead canal bruiser in the middle of the road in Trinidad, providing nourishment for buzzards, is not an uncommon site.
Mon, turn 'dat hotplate off - 'dem bananas be stinkin' like a dead canal bruiser.
by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
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Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.
"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."
by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017
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Liver Bruiser

Referencing a man who has such a large penis that one could compare its size to a Baby Arm. That is long and thick with a mushroom head.
I may have to go to the ER today after the pounding Clevon gave my ass last night with his Liver Bruiser. He went so deep I thought his load would cum out my nose.
by bearmenus July 30, 2011
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pt cruiser bruiser

This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.
Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.
by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010
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Pee Pee Bruiser

1) somebody who takes it in the ass ,but their asshole is so tight that it bruises the penis.
2) a sexmate (female) who has such a tight vag that it bruises your penis
3) some creepy bondage enthusiast that beats penises with odd tools.
"That guy is such a pee pee bruiser."
"My girlfriend is a pee pee bruiser in the bed."
by Farquadicus May 26, 2015
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Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.
Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."
by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024
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