HEY bruise

The bruise you notice on your upper arm(s) in the morning after a drinking binge with friends. Comes from said drunken friends poking you in the arm repeatedly whilst trying to get your attention.

Dickie: HEY DJ (poking arm), check out that Raider touch down!

DJ: Dammit Dickie, now I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with another damnable HEY BRUISE!

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

hair bruise

The strange, mildly painful and "bruise-like" sensation that results from letting one's hair down after pulling it back all day with a headband or into pony tail.

If you didn't pull your hair back so tight you wouldn't have that hair bruise when you take out your pony tail.

by Praelior November 2, 2010

mushroom bruise

A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.

by TubesteakNyourI May 16, 2003

mushroom-bruise

A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.

"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."

by Dharma Midget September 7, 2016

anal bruising

The term a ho uses to discribe how her ass feels after having butt sex

I took a real ANAL BRUISING last night from Tom.

by Cpt. Stupid November 4, 2008

toilet bruises

a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.

my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...

by buttfcker14 March 18, 2010

boner bruise

The mark left on a girl's leg after a long night of dry humping.

Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.

by Plowman July 20, 2008