Brownhouse

A kick delivered to the abdomen with force sufficient to induce fecal ejection from the anus (i.e. when you kick the shit out of someone)

Your grandma is easy to brownhouse.

by Rypoo August 6, 2011

brown nose

1. To suck up or be very nice to your boss or teacher to earn special treatment.

2. To pull down your pants and shove someone's nose into your anal cavity, leaving the tip covered in shit. (Should be done after taking a poop. Not wiping also produces better results.)

1. "Dammit! Johnson wouldn't have gotten that raise if he wasn't such a brown nose."

2. "Ha, Tim was such an asshole yesterday that today on the bus, I gave him a brown nose."

by Pepé March 20, 2005

Illinois Brown Nose

When you fuck a girl, then when she falls asleep, you pull your pants down and start to take a shit on her face, then she wakes up and sits up right into the shit, covering her nose.

Man, that illinois brown nose, i gave to that girl yesterday was soooooo amazing.

by Knic February 24, 2010

Brown Nose Brigade

The ridiculously large group of "Yes People" who follow the "Big Wig" around whenever your place-of-work gets a visit from corporate.

Watch out, the COO is coming this way and they're bringing the whole Brown Nose Brigade with them.

by TrueArch September 28, 2021

brownhouser

noun. Someone who commits very stinky or unnaturally smelling farts. See brownhouse effect.

That dude's such a brownhouser - I can smell him down the hall!

by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008

BrownTowel

A wet fart in front of company, then grabbing a paper towel mid conversation and wiping ones self in front of company. And then throw the towel in a waste basket

Maxwell was upset at Joker for browntoweling in front of him in the office this morning.

Joker was upset after he browntoweled at work in front of the other suporvisor.

by thegothknight September 20, 2014

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009