Feeling extremely extremely poor, especially due to a stupid purchase, cheated by an ex-lover who used the money for another lover, or due to just refusing to work for years.
Dude, help me, I am brokest. Can you spare me some moolah to buy myself an ice-cream?
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.
by keizng May 13, 2020
Get the brokest mug.Albus Severus, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.
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A combination bro, chode, hipster. Usually migrate in groups, and with the right actions can be easily befriended. Although most prevalent in college towns and near beaches, these specimens can be found intermingling within most friend groups.
CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.
CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.
Male 1: "Hey, should we hit up that party on 14th?"
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"
Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"
Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."
by Pocketchips April 24, 2010
Get the Brodester mug.A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.
Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!
Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.
Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.
Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.
Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.
by dtf ROBOcop May 10, 2011
Get the bromestic partnership mug.A group of bros who strongly disagree with government policies, such as bromance not being a legaly binding contact.
That group of brotesters must be protesting that "Bromance" isn't a valid relationship status on the upcoming census.
by RusticFlare July 26, 2016
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Get the Brotesting mug.Someone who was in the military and has been out for a minute, yet still speaks on military matters as if they are in. Often times complaining how the military is becoming “softer.”
Gate Guard: “I was scanning IDs and some Lt. Col Brovet tried to yell at me for accidentally not saluting him, and he said today’s soldiers have no respect.”
Sergeant: “better get used to it Private, it’ll never stop.”
Sergeant: “better get used to it Private, it’ll never stop.”
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