Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

Bonke Monke

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.

Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.

by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021

Titty Bonkers

A Massachusetts term meaning absolutely fucking crazy.

Hey Isaac did you hear Jamie sharted in class, it was Titty Bonkers!!

by TittyBonkers March 30, 2021

bonkfest

A torrid session of sexual intercourse. When two sex starved people get together and can not seem to have enough sex.

Renee and I had not seen each other in a long time, but when we got together it was a real bonkfest.

by UrbanTony October 19, 2009

Bronked

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.

-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.

by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

Monka Bonkers

When someone did something crazy, something crazy happened, or a general state of excitement.

Woah dude! You just boxed that kid like a floppa; that was monka bonkers!

by trendSetter6969 September 26, 2021

bonkahongalongs

Meaning large boobs

“Wow man that girl has great bonkahongalongs”

by Charmboi June 17, 2019