Lonely male virgins between the ages of 15 and 55 who watch the girls' cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" either because it's cute and stupid like most things that lonely virgins fall in love with, or because they can flaunt their knowledge of the show to attract 8 year old girls to their mothers' basements for rape and cupcakes (except without the cupcakes).
Tim: "Hell yeah, man! New episode of My Little Pony!"
Jim: "Bro-hoof!"
Tim: "Yeah man, we are such bronies!"
Jim: "Forever alone...
Jim: "Bro-hoof!"
Tim: "Yeah man, we are such bronies!"
Jim: "Forever alone...
by VladiMatt August 18, 2011
Get the Bronies mug.People who have jumped on the My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic bandwagon, they are usually 14-40, 99% of Bronies are anti-social virgins who force there beliefs upon one. They are often laughed upon in real life non-internet users.
MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Hey i watch My Little Pony, i can also sing the themetue in German.
Class: *Laughs*
MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Cries in the corner of his room at night complaining in various forums.
Class: *Laughs*
MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Cries in the corner of his room at night complaining in various forums.
by ieatpeoplebecauseican January 10, 2012
Get the Bronie mug.When one bro notices another; eye contact is usually followed by a handshake and some type of verbal acknowledgement.
by Minman September 28, 2011
Get the brotice mug.by Youknowthatguy August 13, 2012
Get the Bronizer mug.(noun) a troglodyte with a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
(adjective) having a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
(adjective) having a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
Hey, did you hear? Jared is a broniesexual! His mother walked in on him having sex with a Twilight Sparkle pillow!
Are you serious? I would never have thought he would have broniesexual tendencies!
Are you serious? I would never have thought he would have broniesexual tendencies!
by 4n0nymou5 p3r50n February 7, 2022
Get the Broniesexual mug.Male fans of My Little Pony, Typically at the age were they have pubic hair.
These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.
They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.
They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
Guy 1: Hey what are you watching there?!
Bronie: My Little Pony
Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?
Bronie: :( yes
Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
Bronie: My Little Pony
Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?
Bronie: :( yes
Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
by Dr.SillyBuns November 20, 2011
Get the Bronie mug.Anti-Bronies United, or ABU for short was the largest and most successful Anti-Brony group to ever exist on Google Plus, and one of the largest Anti-Fandom groups ever. The primary goal of ABU was to unite all Anti-Bronies under one flag against the Brony menace. To an extent, ABU accomplished that goal by absorbing every Anti-Brony group on Google Plus. They also made a large impact on the Brony community throughout Google Plus, directly contributing to the destruction of 100+ Brony communities.
by Michael_Savage June 29, 2019
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