Broner

Coined by comedic writer Daniel O'Brien in the early 2000s, this term describes "an erection that two frat guys get when they wrestle each other."

*frat guys wrestling. suddenly, one stops*

Frat Guy 1: Dude, why'd you stop, bro?

Frat Guy 2: Well, bro, I was totes about to put you in a headlock, but then I felt your broner brush up against my leg.

by AntonioDeLaVega June 14, 2010

broner

A boner occuring on one of two two straight friends entangled in a bromance.

If I ever got the chance to have a few beers with Tom Brady, I'm pretty sure I'd get a broner.

by Meowsy McDermot February 4, 2009

Broner

Broner -noun. When a bro is excited for a reunion with fellow bro(s)

Dude, catching up next July in NZ is giving me a total Broner!

by Fogsworth March 11, 2017

Broner

The unintentional but unavoidable girth/tightening in a heterosexual male's pants due to the witnessing of another male's unbelievable stunts and/or acts.

Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: Chuck Noris, Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action.

To calm a broner down, one must immediately watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.

I totally got a broner after watching 'The Expendables' tonight

by GuyfromOntario85 August 13, 2010

Broner

The frat equivalent of a 'man-crush', used to describe a strong, yet totally hetero, attraction to another male.

Dude, I saw Fight Club again today and I totally have a broner for Brad Pitt.

by GillGIlliamJoben March 26, 2009

broner

a boner given to you by your bro.

"Bro i dont know what it is about you but your giving me a total BRONER."

by loki138 January 5, 2009

Broner

The type of erection you get when being massaged by another man, in a total non-sexual, friendly manner.

Fuck man, yesterday with Tom was so fucking awkward. He was giving me a massage after training, and i looked down and saw a fucking broner!

by krinkle September 22, 2007