Broner

An unintentionally manly inspired boner.

You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.

by Addeh September 24, 2007

Bronanigans

Ridiculous happenings between two bros that further their bro-bonds. (bordering on bromance)

1. Man- "I just saw two guys giggling uncontrollably while thumb wrestling."

Woman- "Don't worry. That's just bronanigans."

2. play "Army of Two". That game is the definition bronanigans.

by C Monney March 29, 2009

branarchy

noun - A chaotic occurrence wherein a sizable group of people overindulges in high-fiber breakfast foods, only to discover shortly thereafter that there is a single available toilet.

Fearing branarchy, the stewardess manning the flight's food cart wisely decided to withhold the bran muffins after the plane's forward bathrooms were put out of service.

by BaronVonStrudelMeister May 18, 2010

Bronaise

A substance that a certain subset of Weight Lifters ingest to increase muscle mass. Bronaise is created by rapidly stroking another man's penis and swallowing the ejaculate. Bronaise can only be attained from another man, and must be fresh to work.

Jeff's gained 20% muscle mass over the last few weeks using massive doses of Bronaise. He's ripped!

by Freidan March 12, 2013

Bronads

(Bro-Nadz) - The part of the male lower anatomy that produces the hormones which allow him to overcome feminine persuasions that would keep him from hanging out with his "bros". See also "Balls"

When a guy meets a new chick and he starts regularly ditching his bros to hang out with her, he has lost his bronads or they have become non-functional.

"Dave never comes and hangs out anymore. His girlfriend totally has his bronads in her pocket."

"Hey, Ian. I'm going to write you a prescription for a pair of new bronads. Come by and hang out once you get that filled."

by Ryan Alexander January 11, 2009

bronanza

A group of dudes hanging out together. Usually includes alcohol.

"The bronanza showed up at Kelly's party and ended up fucking her house up."

by jaustinc September 15, 2006

Bonar Sonar

An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.

*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"

by Mr. BonarSonar June 18, 2010