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Bronami

It's like a tsunami of bro-ness!
Person S: "Oh man! I got these flippin' sweet racing decals to put on my sick nasty crotch rocket. I put what was left on my car underneath the huge KAWASAKI decal that blocks out the back window!! BITCHIN!!!"

Person K: "Easy there bronami.."
by Sk00ma April 11, 2010
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Bronami

A wave of bros washing over a location like a tsunami of testosterone and self aggrandizement. The early warning signs of a looming bronami can include a whiff of axe body spray, the sound of bad freestyling and an approaching wall of neon colors.

Bronamis can occur at bars, concerts, terrain parks, back country ski lines, beaches or anywhere else there's a good reason to bro it up.

The first Bronami was recorded April 11, 2011 sweeping from the Snowbird gondola toward the Baldy side country. It was made up of 90 bros. 4 lives were lost.
That hot tele chick was just minding her own business slaying that chute when 45 dudes with POV helmet cams started following her. It was a total bronami.
by SurfTheBroNami May 1, 2011
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Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in Europe since Charlemagne. Conquered almost all of Europe, was sent into exile, but came back to France and reclaimed his crown. Sent into exile again, this time for good.
by Ithaca June 19, 2005
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Bronups

Two guys that are best friends and really old.
Hey what's the deal with our dad's hanging out together all the time? They bronups or something???
by KAAAAA3 May 23, 2009
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brohap

an instance where a misstep by a bro has effectively ruined your chances to score with a hot chick. Whether accidental or intentional a brohap should never be easily dismissed. Especially if the bro in question is a repeat offender.
We had a major brohap last night when Tim got so drunk that he spilled his drink on my date's lap, leaving myself and my wingman dateless
by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
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Bróna

Bróna=Coconut.
by Mosher1231 April 29, 2010
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Napoleon Bonaparte

One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.
Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?
by aka_Pyro May 18, 2007
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