Brokeness Crisis

noun
A state of financial despair where lack of money triggers bizarre decisions, unexplained confidence, and reckless behavior. Symptoms include pretending you’re “not hungry,” walking 45 minutes to save bus fare, and suddenly considering things you swore you’d never do.

“I almost texted my ex for food money—that’s when I realized I was deep in a Brokeness Crisis.”

by Black_kermit January 29, 2026

brokenshard

When utilizing the latrine to deficate and it feels like your passing glass.

"Dude i totally was on the crapper the other day and it felt like brokenshard"

by evil elvis lives January 31, 2009

Brokenated

The act of feeling disrepect from an inanimate object that no longer functions as prescribed.

JA MAL... JAMAL... EH. My iPod is brokenated, dis a long ass flight and I gots to be able to listen to my mothef*%n Chingy!!

by Scott872004 August 30, 2010

brokefest

When you turn 21, you spend all your money buying alcohol. Thus starting brokefest.

Brokefest starts on thursday man!

by Engorgio May 31, 2014

brokenarse

Pathetic feelings when missing your b/f or g/f after they drop yo ass😢

Get over him and stop being a brokenarse!

by 80's Chick January 27, 2018

brokentoebones

Brokentoebones is a sexy user on tiktok and Instagram so talented 😍

Brokentoebones is my favorite tiktoker! So chicken soup 🍲

by unkownalpha August 31, 2021

Brokensinner

ALLE LIEBEN TURNUP
17.12.2021

Deutschrap: “Eh bro hab gehört dieses Jahr kommt so ein lelek aus der Schweiz und releast noch ein Album, wird wild tho lol”
Brokensinner: “true man, 17.12”

by Brokensinner November 22, 2021