BROKEEE

broke and amazing, good but bad.

im so BROKEEE

by Doritos 2.0 September 10, 2021

Brofest in Bed

When two or more straight men lay in the same bed together.

Dude #1: Is it gay that I took a nap with two of my friends in my bed yesterday?
Dude #2: No it's straight. It's a Brofest in Bed.

by Aaron "Im not a faggot" Carter July 5, 2010

broffeur

A person who you go out drinking with just because he has a vehicle.

"Yeah he's annoying, but if we invite him out we won't have to take a cab home. He's our broffeur."

by sike moda November 16, 2009

brofense

When a guy's friends come to help him in any situation.

A guy is getting picked on, all of his guy friends come to stand up for him, and stop the other guy.-brofense.

by Mr. GH May 10, 2011

Brofreshional

A master in the art of style and class. He understands that a man dresses for the job he wants, especially if that job is a twenty-something, billionaire yacht owner. This is the type of guy that wins his workplaces Best Dressed on Friday award just by showing up. He can even make working in IT look cool. He sprints up the corporate ladder like a track star and actually remembers the little guys when he gets to the top.

Isiah was dressed so brofreshionally today, he got a promotion and the secretarys number all in one meeting.

by Dan100Grand February 22, 2013

broffended

When someone says something about one of your friends that you find offensive.

Your Girlfriend: Hey, your friend Chad is a douche.

You: He is not a douche. I'm broffended by your comment.

by joeljeezy January 8, 2014

broffession

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007