brocery shopping

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.

"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"

by H&N Industries July 23, 2009

Brocensus

- When 3 or more of your bros/buddies/friends agree on a specific dilemma or conundrum.

I am not sure man, we need to have a brocensus and figure that shit out.

by alcoholicsementhrower11 February 25, 2011

brocephalus

A trusted bro, that would, if needed, go to battle for you. This is especially applicable when said bro could be considered an outsider or iconoclast.

The term is inspired by Bucephalus, the trusted steed of Alexander the Great. He was originally considered an untameable horse but helped Alexander carve one of the largest empires of all time, spanning from Greece to India.

"Whoa dude, don't hate on my brocephalus! He had my back last week when we scuffled with some B&T at Webster Hall."

"I dumped Jenny, so I am going to go watch 2012 with my brocephalus tonight."

by Βουκέφαλος December 2, 2009

Brocademy

A place where bro's learn to increase their brocabulary and how to reduce the deadly brocade. It was established by Broseph the creator of the bro code. Bro's teach other bro's when it is not ok to be a brocahontas, NEVER. Here you will meet many brocals who live in brocasas and spend all their moneys on brocolli. You will make many brohams and many Bro Hoes.

"You need to go to the brocademy to increase your brocabulary bro."

by Rill Broham December 6, 2011

Broned

The act of getting together with your boys, getting stoned, and simultaneously (or in succession) getting boned.

The lads and I got together last night and got broned.

by LeVirtuous May 30, 2019

Brycedoesteroids

Josh Richards always says that cuz Bryce Hall's muscles grew up very fast. is he kidding?

sup youtube welcome everybody, oh look there's bryce, brycedoesteroids!!!

by DARKDAMN November 14, 2020

Broceratops

A guy that is just so incredibly 'bro' that he can only be known as a Broceratops.

The origin comes from the word 'bro', combined with triceratops, a dinosaur that lived in the Late Cretaceous Period. This makes a Broceratops.

Yo what's good, Broceratops!

Look at that tool! What a Broceratops!

by Meatwaded January 8, 2009