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Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.
Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"
by The Thundercock April 24, 2023
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brobeat

A common drum pattern in hardcore/brocore music produced by alternating between the floor tom, bass, and snare. The drummer may also rotate his/her torso for dramatic effect as he/she goes back and forth from floor tom to snare drum. The beat is repeated several times and often preludes or follows a breakdown.
"Dude, that band had so many sick brobeats last night."
by tjc4210 May 7, 2009
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Broberlin

The small but ever-present population of bros at Oberlin College. They are an endangered species compared to the dominant Oberlin archetype, the Bearded Flannel, but still manage to consume more food than is proportional to their numbers. They are constantly in contact with their female counterparts, who constitute Hoberlin.
Bearded Flannel #1: Who took a bite out of my organic vegan flax seed muffin in the fridge?
Bearded Flannel #2: Oh yeah, Broberlin came in about 3:00 last night and ate everything in sight.
by honey.badger September 28, 2011
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Broken heart

When your in agony and you just feel broken in despair and like nothing is right anymore when you cared so much for that special person and then they break your heart the feeling is horrible it feels like every time you think about them your heart actually hurts and you feel like you can't breath because of what they did to you .
Girl: grab a plate and throw it on the floor
Guy:ok
Girl:did it break?
Guy:Yes
Girl:say sorry to it

Guy:I did
Girl:did it go back to the way it was
Guy:Not it's still broken
Girl:do you understand now
Guy:no lol
Girl:thats what you did to me you left me with a broken heart💔.
by Person.Ok January 6, 2020
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broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.
Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!
by Shawn B. April 17, 2003
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Broken Dreams

Dreams or goals that may never come true.
I hope my future isn't filled with broken dreams.
by WinzFit4Life October 22, 2011
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