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Brooming

A sport in which the objective is to stand a broom upright so that it may stand by itself (freestanding vertically), take a picture of it, and upload it to Facebook or equivilant. The goal is to place the broom in the most random, interesting, or entertaining place possible, similar to planking.
An ideal brooming expedition could be placing your broom freestanding vertically on top of a mountain, inside an aquarium, next to a Sasquatch, etc.
by I Forgot My Name June 20, 2012
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Brooming

The art of positioning a broom where it will stand on its own
-"How is that broom standing up on its own?"

-"I have mastered the technique of brooming."
by garretj0nes June 11, 2012
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Brooming

Hey Shukri wyd?

Shukri: I’m brooming!
by KadabedayKuchus November 27, 2021
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Braming

The act of romantic roleplaying with someone you haven’t met or have yet to meet, such virtual acts may include cybersex, phone sex, camera play, and a bothersome exchanging of emoji’s on a social media app, all interactions are restricted exclusively to online and not in person.
Bro 1: “Hey bro, wanna go catch a movie?”

Bro 2: “Sorry man I can’t, I have a dinner date with AquariusStarAngel33xOxO tonight.”

Bro 1: Ah I see, have fun braming man!
by DyzzNutz September 19, 2022
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Brooming & Dust-panned

A dirty way to push another/others into taking their opinions against a specific person or group

They (Broomers) impose their opinions or beliefs on other people, they try and make people accept them as a rule or as a model to copy.

Manipulators use this tactic to make others feel they're looking out for you and therefore hoping you'll defer to them.

Broomers are pushing you into a dust pan of filth (often completely made up "reasons") they've convinced you to believe about a person or group in order to take away your independence to make your own conclusions, and just believe theirs

Manipulative control tactics to turn you against a person or group to gain more people to be against them

Broomers need to gain more detractors to be against a specific person or group. This way, to others watching, it appears the majority against them must be right.

(Which gains more people against the person or group.)
Brooming & Dust-panned
She was telling him multiple lies about <insert name here>, brooming him to take her opinions as fact, when in reality she dust-panned him into believing her's.
by LetUsStopBullying November 7, 2023
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Bloaming

To cover one’s genitals (male) with hand sanitizer. (Often done before quirming)
1. I just bought a new lemon hand sanitizer to bloam with.
2. Bloaming is a must before quirming!
by #1nufter March 16, 2024
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