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Broadband Engine

The Broadband Engine is the Cell based CPU that is going to be used in the upcoming Playstation 3 game console.
Playstation 2 has Emotion Engine
Playstation 3 will have Broadband Engine
by Paul December 14, 2003
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broadband butt

(n.) The weight gain and associated expansion of one's butt caused by the lack of physical activity induced by spending too much time surfing the internet once he has broadband internet access at his home.
Good god, have you seen Jim? He used to be so thin and athletic, but since he's gotten a cable modem he's been stricken by the worst case of broadband butt I've ever seen.
by Franz in HB May 28, 2006
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broadband

Fast internet service, which BT are slow to install!
When the fuck are you going to give us muvvafucking broadband?!?!?!
by See you Jimmy? January 31, 2004
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earthlink broadband

GAYEST PIECE OF CRAP CONNECTION EVER. IF I COULD HAVE THE CHOICE OF BEING PUT IN JAIL AND RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE or TO GET EARTHLINK BROADBAND I WOULD WANT TO GOTO JAIL AND GET RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE. (I'm not gay btw)
Hey I just took a crap in the toilet, wanna see?

Yeah sure, omg wtf is that crap it's the gayest thing i've ever seen it looks like shit it has corn in it.

Yeah it's earthlink broadband!!!!
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Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.
1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!
by FLANMJF October 26, 2005
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broadband penis

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds
Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
by CAMRA man July 3, 2011
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Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl
Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'
by Supersonic- November 14, 2009
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