bro-job

A bro-job is the sucking-off a buddy gives you when you just HAVE to squirt a load.

I give beaucoup bro-jobs to other cadets here at the Academy!

by eda-skip July 7, 2022

Bro job

When bromance goes just a little bit too far.

"Sorry about the bro job last night. Let's just not talk about it."

by Mr Gronk November 27, 2012

Bro Job

When you and one of your bros get 2 ladies and get blow jobs in such a position that you can play patty cake with your bro.

"yo me and Jamie got awesome bro jobs from Jenny and Danielle but we stopped early cuz Jamie cums so fast

by wetdickallnight October 28, 2009

Bro Job

Doing a favor for a fellow bro. No gay conotation.

Wow thanks for helping me move into my new apartment it was a Bro Job.

by Super Soaker 96 September 6, 2013

bro-job

bro-job refers to when a woman acts like a guy in order to be liked by a guy or trying to get into his pants.

"She is awesome. we just played H.E.R.O. together "

"Dude, she is totally bro-jobing you"

by Arisa Montgomery July 18, 2019

Bro-Job

Being able to maintain a job only on the basis of being "bestfriends", "buddies" or "bros" with your male supervisor(s) or superiors. Generally with that territory you are able to slack off or perform your job at lower standards than your colleagues while reaping all the benefits if a steady paycheck.

Mark: "Why did Chaz quit his job?"

Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"

by bro- job April 30, 2014

Bro Job

A sexual act performed during Bro Rape.

ex.1: "It flattens out the Bro Job..." -Blow Job Girl
ex.2: "Hey Chad, let's go up to my room and listen to Jack Johnson while we drink Nati Ice and give eachother Bro Jobs!" -Bro Rapist

by HillbillyMafia June 29, 2008