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british bulldog

A brutal game played by British school kids. Usually played on a football pitch by anywhere between 10 and 100 players.

All but one of the players would start at one end of the pitch, the lone "bulldog" would stand in the middle of the pitch (the bulldog either volunteered because he was a nutter or was forced to do it by the rest of the players).

The people at the end of the pitch would then attempt to reach the other end of the pitch. The job of the bulldog was to take as many people down as possible. Unlike other violent games such as rugby there are no rules as to how you can take someone down, tripping people up and flying kicks are both perfectly acceptable.

Anyone the bulldog manages to take down are now bulldogs and stand in the middle for the next round. The game continues in the same fashion until some unfortunate mug is the only one standing at the end of the pitch and has to attempt to run past 100 kids who want to take him down by any means necessary.

The game ends when someone is seriously injured, a fight breaks out or the teachers come out and remind you that this game has been banned for a very long time
some_kid: Lets play British Bulldog
99_other_kids: Yeah!!

20 minutes later an ambulance arrives
by ukdnb August 13, 2006
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British Buffet

To eat sushi off the naked body of your partner.
Hey do you want to grab dinner tonight? Sorry I can't. I'm going to a British buffet.
by Flatulent Mascot April 1, 2017
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mixed british sisters

Three mixed british sisters, all of whom start with the letter “C”. They express their finer shades of meaning entirely in british accents (which will continue even when asked to stop). They come from Britain but are all racially ambiguous, ethnically questioned, and all around confused. They all have frequent identity crisis(es) and cry to their cabin mates about their sad mixed lives. But rest assured, they are perfectly normal....;)
The three mixed british sisters are ethnically ambiguous and curiously racialized. ;)
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selective britishness

When the overall country (Britain) is used to spread the dissapointment or a failure of an individual region (Scotland/Ireland/Wales/but normally England). When regions pick and choose their Britishness to suit them.
When Henman loses a tennis match, it's a sad day for "Britain", not "England", and when Murray wins a match, it's a good day for "Britain" not "Scotland". Perhaps I'm biased (being a scot) but it always seems that way. Selective Britishness! Hah!
by Babelasc Scotland July 3, 2006
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british people

british people be like beans and roice innit
by hubsta July 20, 2021
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british columbia

Only province in Canada that Americans find worthwhile to visit. Only province in Canada where it takes 30 minutes to get from the beaches to the snow capped mountains. Makes Americans wonder what the other Canadians are doing out in Alberta and Ontario. Locals like to show off by windsurfing and snowboarding in the same day, just because they can.
"God lives in British Columbia" -Denny Crane

American businessperson: "Let's go up to British Columbia and buy a condo now before their prices jump another 25%."
by bill_y September 4, 2006
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Britishized

To become British like. Adapting to British customs and mannerisms. Conforming to a British lifestyle.
Steve became Britishized after living in London for 5 years.
by G-off July 18, 2006
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